The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:

Room Service (RS): "Morrin.  Roon sirbees."

Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."

RS: " Rye ..Roonsirbees..morrin!  Jewish to oddor sunteen??"

G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon an d eggs."

RS: "Ow July den?"

G: "What??"

RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud,poochd?"

G : "Oh, the eggs!  How do I likethem?  Sorry, scrambledplease."

RS: "Ow July dee baykem?  Crease?"

G: "Crisp will be fine."

RS : "Hokay.  An Sahn toes?"

G: "What?"

RS: "An toes.  July Sahn toes?"

G: "I don't think so."

RS: "No? Judo w an sahn toes??"

G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo w an sahn toes' me an s."

RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don ju an toes?  Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"

G: "English muffin!!  I've got it!  You were saying 'Toast.'  Fine. Yes, an English

     muffin will be fine."

RS: "We bodder?"

G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."

RS: "Wad?"

G: "I me an butter...just put it on the side."

RS: "Copy?" 

G: "Excuse me?"

RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"

G: "Yes. Coffee, please, an d that's all."

RS: "One Minnie.  Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on

         sigh an d copy....rye??"

G: "Whatever you say."

RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."

G : "You're very welcome."

:D :D :D

Margot
 

 

Took me ages to read that properly...far too early :D

I should have added - READ OUT LOUD :D :D :D

mARGOT

*Giggles*

:p :p :p

LOL!LOL!LOL!
Just brightened up my day!

lol :-) that took soom reading!!

Phew, that was a hard read, I had to read it again when I had come back from dropping Thomas off at nursery, it makes much more sence now!!! :D :D