I've been out since 10.30 this morning, asked Big Dave to do just two things - get tea ready and have a look at the washing machine because it wasn't pumping.....

He got tea, but insisted on over cooking the salmon - yuck!

HE forgot to put back the dislodged outlet pipe on the washing machine, so when he 'tested' it - if flooded the utility room and passage way - it's all under water, and he's done nothing about it - because he can't see the mop bucket that's right infront of his nose full of the tools left over from when he tiled the downstairs loo - 8 months ago!

I now have to write up today's reports, only I can't use my voice recorded notes, because he let #3 son use my puter and rechargeable headphones - which were left unplugged and are now flat!

ARRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shootings to good for him, put him out of your misery.

Take a deep breath, relax, count to ten, breath again, slowly, slowly.....ok, are you feeling a little calmer ?  Now, do you see that big hammer in his tool box that he has left laying around ?  Well pick it up and slowly raise it over his head and......... :D

HTH, Tara x

I wish - he's b*ggered off to work now (he's doing a night shift - will probably spend most of it watching the Spooks DVD I ordered for him on his laptop........)