How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one!  And do you know why it only takes one?

Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light
bulb!  They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!  They would sit
in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.

Once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs
despite the fact that they've been in the SAME cupboard for the past 17
YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS
LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light
bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT! UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE LIGHT BULB CAME IN BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE DAMNED
GARBAGE AROUND HERE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm Sorry. What was the question? :D

Margot

LOL Margot, spot on :)

I don't see what's funny - sounds perfectly normal to me! ;) :D

Your point being......? :D :D

Actually for a minute there I thought my house had been bugged for one of those fly on the wall documentaries ! :)

:D I can laugh cos I never get PMT. Thankfully.

Feel sorry for my OH and son - there's me and my two daughters and we ALL get it LOL :D

very good

wax on wax off , easy!