Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect
couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they
noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect
couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge
bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of
Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their
vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately,
the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa
Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The
question is: Who was the survivor?

Scroll down for the answer...

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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in
the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is
no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the
end of the joke.

Men keep scrolling down ...

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So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman
must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car
accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen, either. ;)

:D :D :D like it :D

liberty *flamin good woman driver* ;)

Uhhmm , my head hurts!

Subaru WRX driver here so another good driver ;)

Lucy
xx

ROFLMAO!!!!! :D :D :D :D

Brilliant

ROFL! Nice one! :D :D