Son sent me these via e-mail so apologies to anyone blonde in advance, I myself have blonde highlights!

     
7 Degrees of Blonde

FIRST  DEGREE

A  married couple  were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the
morning.The wife (undoubtedly  blonde), picked up the phone, listened
a >moment and said,"How should I know,  that's 200 miles from here!"
and hung up.

The husband said,  "Who was that?"

The wife said, "I  don't know, some woman wanting to know  if the
coast is clear."

SECOND  DEGREE

Two blondes are  walking down the  street. One notices a compact on
the sidewalk and leans down  to pick  it up. She opens it, looks in the
mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks  familiar."
The second blonde  says, "Here, let me see!"

So the first  blonde hands her the compact.

The second one  looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"

THIRD  DEGREE

A blonde suspects  her boyfriend of  cheating on her, so she goes out
and buys a  gun.

She  goes to his  apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
she finds him in the arms  of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really
angry.
She opens her purse to take  out the gun, and as she does so,  she is
overcome with grief. She takes the  gun and puts it to her  head.

The boyfriend  yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"

The blonde  replies, "Shut up, you're next!"

FOURTH  DEGREE

A blonde was  bragging about her  knowledge of state capitals. She
proudly says, "Go ahead,  ask me, I  know all of them."

A friend says,  "OK, what's the capital  of Wisconsin?"

The blonde  replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."

FIFTH  DEGREE

What did the  blonde ask her doctor  when he told her she was
pregnant?

"Is it  mine?"

SIXTH  DEGREE

Bambi, a blonde in  her fourth year  as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
government  class. The professor  asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
Wade was  about.

Bambi pondered the  question then finally said, "That was the 
decision

George Washington had to  make before he crossed the  Delaware."

SEVENTH  DEGREE

Returning home  from work, a  blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized.  She  telephoned the police at once and
reported the  crime.

The police  dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
unit,

patrolling nearby  was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
approached the house with his  dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
the porch, shuddered at the sight of  the cop and his dog, then sat
down on the steps.

Putting her face  in her hands, she  moaned, "I come home to find all
my possessions stolen. I  call the  police for help, and what do they
do?

They send me a   BLIND policeman."

LOL :D ....and i am blonde aswell!!! ;-) :D :D

LOL! :D :D