
Article: Reasons to neuter male dogs
by Pete Wedderburn BVM&S CertVR MRCVS
Max is a boisterous Golden Labrador - he is typical of his breed, and he is overflowing with good nature. His tail only stops wagging when he is asleep - and he is loved by everyone. He is a year and a half old, and he came in today for his booster vaccination.
He seemed pleased to see me, and he immediately started to sniff my trouser legs, perhaps picking up the scent of other patients who had been by my side earlier during the clinic. I did not mind this - I am always happier to have patients who are relaxed and happy to see me, rather than nervous or afraid.
As Max quietly nuzzled my legs, I talked to Mrs Stewart and her ten year old son. They told me that Max had matured into a lovely dog, and that they were delighted with him. He had no health problems, and he loved his food. They asked me about worming him, and I described the latest recommendations about the correct frequency and type of wormer to use.
Since Max was a big dog, I examined him on the ground, and all was well. Normal heart, clean eyes and ears, dazzling white teeth, glossy coat with healthy skin. I checked his temperature and weighed him. He was a perfect specimen of his type. I gave him his vaccine with a single, painless injection, and it was all over before he realised anything had happened.
At least, I thought it was all over. My final discussion with the Stewarts was about the possibility of Max needing to be neutered. I explained that the three main reasons for neutering a male dog were straying, aggression to other dogs, and undesirable sexual behaviour. Neutering (or castration) lessens the severity of all of these types of behaviour.
As I talked, Max seemed to be getting more intense about sniffing my trouser legs. I didn't mind his nuzzling, and I patted his head reassuringly. Mrs Stewart had just told me that Max did stray occasionally, and he did not seem to like other dogs.
I was about to ask about 'undesirable sexual behaviour', when I was almost knocked over. Max's inquisitive friendliness had been suddenly transformed into enthusiastic passion for my leg. He stood up onto his two back legs, and he clung around my upper leg with his two front legs. He grabbed me so tightly that I couldn't escape. Mrs Stewart's son began to giggle. As I tried to wrestle him off, Max clung on tightly to my leg, and everybody in the room started to laugh.
Between us we managed to drag Max off my leg, but the remaining three minutes of the consultation were chaotic. The Stewart boy had become hysterical with laughter. Mrs Stewart did her best to keep a straight face. Max had become obsessed with lust for my trouser leg, and whenever the leash around his neck relaxed, he leapt across the room and lunged at my leg with passion.
I was trying to seriously explain that Max was demonstrating classical signs of male sexual behaviour, and that if he was neutered, he would stop behaving like this. It was difficult to keep a straight face, as the big dog repeatedly tried to mount my knee.
Eventually, the comical side of the encounter got the better of all of us, and by the time Max and the Stewarts left the room, we were all laughing loudly. In between the smiles, Mrs Stewart assured me that she would fix a date for his operation before she left the premises. I could only agree with the wisdom of her decision!
Source: Spay Week Ireland - www.spayweekireland.ie