I just had to tell you this, I went to get my Turkish Lira today and 11 yr old daughter was with me, whilst we were waiting for guy (who was about 20!) to sort it out, daughter showed me a blister on her little finger and I asked 'how did you get that?'  She said it's from my bike handle, I did have all rough skin on my hand, she was pointing to the base of her fingers but I used your 'pubic stone' and it's gone now!  I quickly corrected her to Pumice!

LOLOLOL :D :D

My three year old stood in the middle of Woolies last week and said at the top of his voice (of course!!) "MY WILLY IS TOO LONG FOR MY PANTS!!!!" Talk about die of embaressment!! :D :D

LOL :d :p

Oh Craigles love it :d  You needed something to put a smile back on your face. 

OMG  how funny !!

Oh so funny when youre children are grown up you forget all those things,and how they make you laugh after youve got home of course and over the embarrasement,

Yesterday we were looking at fruit on the local market Sam asked shelley my grandaughter did she fancy some plums she said no she didnt like plums but really liked neptunes :) the woman on the stall was laughing she ment nectarines :)
I love the things children say its great :)

Hmm, another good reason for sticking with dogs - at least they only embarrass by behaviour not by saying stuff!! :-)

Or by sniffing ! Mine always greet by sticking their noses up between the persons legs - can be painful if you are male :o

Abby does this, she sticks her head between peoples legs, we tell them she is just checking to make sure they have clean underwear on and one person really believed us.
Mary