Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

Marriage (Part II)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight
at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no
good in bed either," and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides
to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many
rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to
answer the phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"

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lol :D

My first reply after being off boards for a while just had to say hilarious,thanx for those jokes,

Nice to see you back ;)