Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You
Sign! You sign!" Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man starts
to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!" Nelson says to him, "Look,
you've obviously got the wrong man", and shuts the door in his face.

The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens
it, the little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He
thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You sign!"
Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the
little Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong
man. I don't want them!" Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the same
little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting, "You
sign! You sign!" Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little
man by his shirt front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these!
Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
these to?"
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and says:

> > (It's a beauty)

> > (wait for it) (Get your best Chinese accent ready)

> >

> > . . . . . "You not Nissan Main Dealer????

:D Sitting here saying it over and over and laughing!!

Anne

I had to ring my hubbie and tell him that one!!! :D LOL

Does he work for Nissan?

LOL no!!! LOL I just knew he would like that one :D

It's my kind of humour as well.

Very good :D

That will be doing the rounds at Halfords Head Office as my OH works there !

I'll have to send this to my friend who's getting married to a Chinese guy who is also a car mechanic :d  He'll love it!