Training for beginners
To train a dog the things you need
Are a collar and a lead
the other things to use as well
would be a training manual
Leave him sat and walk away
call him and he wants to play
he runs off and as a rule
leaves you feeling like a fool
Coax him back and start again
the book has taught you how to train
you say sit the dog just stands
ignoring all of your commands
so you grab him by the scruff
Scream that you have had enough
take the manual that youve read
and beat him swiflty about the head
Then it dawns upon your mind
A training class would be more kind
they will teach you both together
to live in harmony forever (by Margaret Senior)

Thanks Mattie.Gillian