i found this on the net ok im sad

Top dogs' pet peeves about humans:

Yelling at me for barking... I'M A DOG YOU IDIOT!!
Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet.
Why'd you buy carpet?
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
Dog sweaters. Haven't you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.
The slight of hand, fake throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food
chain.

Liked that a lot :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

lol i think thats is what my dogs would say to me if they could talk :)

He He! :D Thats good!!