BIg Eck has had a touch of tummy trouble this week due to raiding the bin and eating pork chop bones - scraped into bin by helpful small person. This manifested in a nasty explosive episode on Wednesday afternoon, when he raced upstairs, jumped into the bath and-  well it took 2 cans of bathroom mousse and tender ministrations from Satan Filly with a shower head to clean everything up . :D:D " Your dog is pure minging by the way, I had to clean **** off his feet an all." she moaned. Anyway, hes been a sad lad and today looked definitely underweight and listless so I called the vet. Give him cooked rice I was told and my heart hit my boots - he does not eat this at all - and I got charged £10 for a bottle of Kaolin. So back at Manic Mansions, I boiled up rice and added a little chicken to flavour it, processed into porridge and result, he ate the little bit I gave with his Kaolin in :) So if your dog gets the runs and dosent eat rice in grain, porridge it.

Lorelei, Lorelei, Lorelei

- how often dae I hav tae tell ya - get ye doon tae Boots & get a bottle of their Jollap for weans - mix that wi some rice that's been cooked in the liquor from cooking some chicken (with a clove of garlic) - its cheaper than the Vet's Jollap !!!!

Margot
(Now would Stinkfoot/Minibeast recognise THAT????)

:D :D :D

Naw man. Youse English jist spraf, an me an a ma hunnies we talk right, eh? Still BOMA its cool. :D

lol is that you impersonating a  chav??????
or if it not im well confused they dunt speak english no more :(