Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1.  Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2.  Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3.  Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
4.  . On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
5.  Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6.  One word: Flatulence
7.  . Do Tai Chi exercises
8.  . Meow occasionally
9.  Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons

10.  Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator
11.  Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
12.   Say "Ding!" at each floor
13.  Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope
14.  Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
15.  Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
16.  Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively
17.  Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

:D :D I have to say I have tried Number 8. ... :D

hubby has done no 6 then said out loudly to me have you just farted again :D I WENT VERY RED :D

:D lol

I like number 11 LOL :D

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I'm practically crying with laughter here, in the middle of a library, trying VERY hard not to LOL!!! :D

Stand there grinning while shaking your leg. then sigh in pleasure
Make for more room :)
terry

Believe it or not, there's a guy at my work who does talk to the elevator! It is a talking elevator mind, it tells you the doors are closing/opening and which direction you are going and what floor you're on etc.  After every line from the elevator, this guy says in a very wierd voice (scary) 'thank you for the information'.  The really bad thing is this chap is the one they send down to meet new starters and take them to have thier photo ID done, you can imagine what these people must think?!

I got sent something like this awhile ago, but there's another list based on 'Office Pundits'. It was a point scoring thing that you could do covertly with your co-workers. Things like falling out of the elevator looking scared, puffing and panting. Going up to your Boss, pointing your thumb/forefinger like a gun at him and saying 'looking good Bucko!'. Walking the length of the office with toilet roll tucked in your skirt...etc the list goes on
It was hilarious and if anyone has the original I'd love another copy as I stupidly deleted mine. :D

That had me in stitches!  I love it!!

Sarah.

:D :D LOL @ "falling out of the elevator looking scared, puffing and panting!"