Made me laugh while driving home this morning after a night shift:

three red balloons in a family, Mummy and Daddy balloon in bed and baby balloon is lonely in his own bed so creeps in with Mum and Dad but can't fit, so he let's a bit of air out of Mummy and tries again, still can't fit so he let's a bit of air out of Daddy still can't fit, so he let's a bit out of himself, perfect, climbs into bed and has a lovely nights sleep.  In the morning Daddy balloon says we need a chat son about you coming into our bed, you've let me down you've let your mum down but more importantly you've let yourself down!

Sorry forgot the second one already!

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He he! :D