how many stomachs does a dog have? cheers...hic~

Just the one

Three <hic, hic> nope, that's three dogs - one a piece :P

Teri ;)

Step away from the bottle Teri :D :D :D

hawt do uyo meeen?  Step   cnat' tsand

Roll away from the bottle Teri :D :D   Its this forum, it gets to you, now I'm trying to figure out why I'm on here at silly o'clock :D :D

I'm rolling, but it's rolling too :D

What do you mean >>it gets to you<<  NOT ME :rolleyes:  I've got a REAL name and everything and this isn't "silly o'clock" to people who dwell in the twilight zone   it's almost breakfast ......

Teri (or should that be Erit?)

Bseidees,

Llok at teh namne of thi opst :rolleyes:  "durnken agrumnet" - so Iam :P
wanna fight?

oooooh fisticuphs, yeh, wanna make sumthing ofit.

Oh boy, I really do need to get a life :D :D :D

Anova ickle dwink and bedfu mi :D

me too also, as my 1st reply stated.   Just the one :D :D :D

How do we know thats your real name, only got your word for it.  ;) And for your info, I have been living in the twilight zone for years (according to all who know me) :D :D :D

I've an idea,  let's go start a BIG fight on the "They want him at Stud" thread - all the ingredients are there :D  -  it's just too quiet, and I'm starting to sober up :P

>And for your info, I have been living in the twilight zone for years (according to all who know me)<

Probably neighbours then ;)

Only neighbours here are sheep, errm you could be right :D  wondered why they huddle together and and shake when I pass, now realise they are talking about me and giggling. . I'm sad now :(

Do you suppose the OP is still reading this?   :D

Nope, probably got more sense, :D :D

Nothing happened!!!!

Sober up - you didn't wait long enough for it to open       I was so thrilled I got a link to work - now I'm crushed :(

Ooooooh Noooooo, not getting into that one :D  Me big heap coward :D :D :D

Thought you wanted a fight :D   We could sign the posts as other people (eh, I wonder which two would be best  :P )

Go visit my link I just posted under Foo - will calm you down and cheer you up ;)

Teri

do you think the op is the same as the op of the jealous wife thread??

I'd kind of thought there were more strange people on here than just you and blondiflops but, who knows .......  :D :D :D

Ahhh but there are the 'Lurkers' lol, ie; twighlight zone wannabees :D :D

Poor Blondiflops, how did she get dragged into this (really need to find my smiley printout) :rolleyes:

  just for having that name (I think it's an alias in case you didn't know) :rolleyes:  AND she said I was "NUTS" !  I ask you - - why would anyone think that?   Still think it would have been more fun to *play* on the stud thread :D  But I guess I'll just have to try and get some sleep :(

>AND she said I was "NUTS" !  I ask you -  - why would anyone think that?  

Wellllll, where does one start :D ;)

>Still think it would have been more fun to *play* on the stud thread

We could have started our own, but, methinks it would have degenerated way toooo far :D :D

>just for having that name (I think it's an alias in case you didn't know)

I have to agree on this one, I bet she's glad its an alias though, imagine having that a real name, mind you sooner or later someone is going to come on the forum as Barbie :(

>But I guess I'll just have to try and get some sleep,    

Its nearly time to take the dogs their morning walk,,,,,, sweet dreams :D :D

Believe it or not Teri, "want him as stud" was a serious thread and seeing as you answered it fairly seriously I thought that it was taken SERIOUSLY. ;)

I don't want silly answers, just experienced, sensible ones, if I wanted "muppet time" I would have posted it on a muppet site!

Oh well, good to see that you've had your joke out of it, hope I can be of service in the same vane again in the future :(

Perhaps it's just me, I've had a sense of humour bypass tonight

..but this silly thread started as "how many stomachs does a dog have" ;)

Margot

True Margot,

How many stomachs would a dog like to have??? If it is my dogs, THOUSANDS!!!  the more the merrier to get as much food in as possible :)

But as far as I know, on a more sensible note, 1. And it can be a very big one at that :P

My dogs are in the queue marked "more stomachs" :D :D

Margot

Please accept my apologies, I think the thread went downhill because of my initial reply (just the one) do you remember the comedy programme with Denis Waterman, his housekeeper was a bit of a tippler, and always replied, 'just the one' :D  Sorry, It was sort of silly o'clock

Mrs Wembley

Kayc, I shall now start calling you Mrs Wembly as this was the housekeepers name :P

Whenever anyone asked my mother if she wanted a drink, she would always say "just the one" or "just a little one" and end up trollied :D :D Our phrase was always "just the one Mrs Wembly?"

I am honoured,    (I think) :D :D;)

Hairypooch,

Late night high jinx :rolleyes: instigated entirely by me, that was certainly not intended to offend or belittle you or anyone else - that you have taken umbrage to it is unfortunate and so I apologise.

>Oh well, good to see that you've had your joke out of it, hope I can be of service in the same vane again in the future<

A moot point, be assured    I personally don't envisage an instance when you will have me impose my whimsical ramblings upon you again. 

As to the original thread alluded to

>I thought that it was taken SERIOUSLY.  I don't want silly answers, just experienced, sensible ones<

A fair and valid comment  - and having just re-read it, it appears you got exactly what you asked for.

Teri ;)

I'll dirkn to taht ;) - I mihtg just slepp heear......

Oi oi oi! Why am I being dragged into this?????

Are you picking a fight with me...........

:D :D :D  Morning  :D :D :D

>Why am I being dragged into this?????<

Coz you weren't around to defend yourself :P (and it's a suspiscious sounding name .........)

I'm *sure* it was kayc that brought you up first anyway and then she must have deleted her post :rolleyes:

Teri ;)

:D :D :D  dont drag me into this, I was defending you Blondiflops, honest I was. :D :D

Even tried to sign with someone elses name so you wouldnt notice. I ask you  :D :D

Morning all :D

Aspirin sandwiches anyone??? :) :)

Margot

Ooooh, sounds good Margot, can we get them in bed?  Do you do home deliveries?  Don't know if it will help kayc though probably needs a stomach pump ......

Teri :P

Sending virtual black coffee through CD :D :D

Now then - who's for a greasy bacon sarnie??

Margot

Me, Me, Me, Pleeasse.  I used to be the quiet one on here. Just look what Teri has done to me :D :D

OOOH I LOVE A NICE HANGOVER HAVE TO GET ME ONE FOR STURDAY MORNING OHHH LOVELY :) :d

Leave my Blonde friend alone, or ill have your guts for garters, grrrrr.

:rolleyes:  another dodgy nomenclature :rolleyes:  (I think that's a word - if not there's certainly one very similar )

I was warned about these things on the internet ....

Anon

No thats her real name!!! gulp!

Do make her angry!!! :D

Which one is dodgy ??? One IS doggy!!

Anayway - sorry for the delay in the bacon sarnies - but there's a hold up with the brown sauce!!!

Margot (aka Lokis Mum - now which is doggy :)

Oh Margot, how did we degenerate to this, I need to get out more :D

Note to self.........Get a Life :D :D :D