MY name is Ronnie, Im a Staffordshire bull terrier, Im brindle with brown eyes and am 8 mths.

I like fridge magnets, licking windows and fishing underwear out of the laundry basket and embarrassing my mum.

WLTM a fun loving bitch who likes long walks eating poo and will keep me warm

How many dates you trying to get for ur wee one! Hope he didnt see u typing it as he may be embarassed and will email us and tell us stories about u! may involve whine (wine) methinks

As many as poss!! Rosie isn't interested in me :(

I like blondes !! But not Labs as they might try and eat my ckicken wings! They are insatiable

Hi Ronnie, my name is Ella and I am black & tan with big amber eyes and I am a GSD.

Do you like the older woman? I have lots of experience of young whippersnappers like you and I'm sure that I would be enough to keep you happy ;) I like eating, but I have my own chicken wings, we could always share? chasing a ball, when I'm allowed........Oh and I hate cats ;)

I just love eating poo and I will definitely keep you warm. You sound my kinda pup :P

hey Ronnie, my names Tallulah, I am a Vizsla and everyone tells me that I am beautiful..well I am!!...I love eating poo too, I have friends who I snuggle up with..squirrel..and goosey..would you like to snuggle up with us?

Tallulah

A meanage au toit.......???? But do you like Fridge magnets?

You sound like a babe! Alittle on the big size for me but I like a women who plays rough!

How old is old though Ella my sweet......

Do you have any habits that I hould be aware of?

Well Ronnie, in human yrs I am 7, but in our yrs, I'll be as old as you want me to be! Go on..........you know you want me :P

I don't have any habits that you wouldn't enjoy, but my breathes a bit on the sour side......especially in the morning.

All night long baby! ;)

you been on the wine again!!!or more like vodka and red bull if its an all nighter! oh sorry its the dogs you were talking about...mmm? They say there are similarities between pet and owners you know. even behavioural u know. 

No, Im at work and bored! hee hee! :d

Trying a spot of matchmaking for my wee baern!

Any more lonely hearts out there (doggy ones)

Hi Ronnie,

My names Molly and I'm also a Staffie but as I am only 4 months I may be too young for you, but I do like playing rough and I did like eating my own poo but my Mommy made me stop. She's such a spoilsport sometimes.

I live with my best friend Charlie who is 2 and also a Staffie. I love chasing Cats, I live with 6 of them so there's always one hanging around just tempting me to chase it. You could help me to catch one maybe!!!!!

Got to go now cause I can hear my Mom coming downstairs and she doesn't allow anybody to use her PC but I see Tabitha (one of those Cats) walking across the keyboard sometimes and Mommy doesn't shout at her.

The last time I had a talk with Billy (another Cat) he told me that Tabitha says that Dogs Drool and Cats Rule. Me and you could sort her out in no time. 

Im going to tell Rose !!!

Hi my name is Abby and I am 16mth old Dobe I like to eat poo not bothered which flavour as long as its not cat or dog, I can get over an 8ft fence in seconds I like to chase rabbits, cats and birds.
Hugs and Kisses
Abby

How you doing..... ;)

Hello Ronnie, my name is Sasha and I will be 3 in May (if I fancy you, will you come to my party?) :D I am a German Shepherd, and I like lots of cuddles, especially like having my tummy tickled. I would love to take you for a walk in the woods with me :) Gone off eating poo at the moment, but Deer poo is quite nice. How about taking a bath with me and the ducks in the pool?  I have a yellow spotted bikini. Look forward to your reply Sasha x

Ladies Ladies Ladies, I am flattered that I have had so many replies...... You all sound like my sort of bitches and there is plenty of me to go around....;)

so Im sure I'll be able to fit you all in between chasing my tail and digging up the flower beds.

You do realise Ronnie, that if you choose me, I expect my guys to be totally monogamous........:D

Ella ;)

Im monogamous Monday - Weds.....hows that for starters

My name is Murphy and im a lovely natured golden retriever dog who loves cats.

Not looking for a relationship but playmate would be fab as i shake my whole bottom not just tail when i see other doggies.

My hobbies include destroying gardens and toys.

hey Ronnie, sorry I dont get fridge magents..so I have no idea..although I do love to steal tissues from peoples pockets and I can also open zips..so there are always possibilities, I also have 2 pet budgies who I boss around - I also steal their treats ( I just dont understand why they get a piece of MY carrot!)

Hi Ronnie

I'm a 15 mth old Scottie, very pretty, nice figure with GSOH.  I do enjoy eating poo, but only cats, foxes or rabbits, I'm afraid I don't 'do' dog doo - is that okay?  I did have a fetish about fridge magnets until a few months ago, now I just prefer brushes.  Any kind, hairbrushes, dustpan brushes, you name it. Oh, and toilet roll inner tubes. 

My winter coat is currently so thick and long, I have plenty to share so I would definately keep you warm on cold winter nights.  In fact there's probably enough floating around the wooden floors downstairs right now to make you your own jacket!

Call me, lets do lunch.

(PS My mum has asked me to explain, that she has been working 15 hour shifts this week and daddy seems to have forgotten the hoover exists - hence the amount of dog hair on the floors ;-))