when My God-Daughter was small She came christmas shopping with me.I brought my Dad Pants and socks. I told her not to tell him. when we got in my dad whispered to her what did she get me. she said she couldnt tell him. I called her over and told her to say a white lie and say that I brought him something different.she told him That i had got him a picture he said what of. she said................................... of Pants and socks!!! whats funny stories have you lot got.

This morning I noticed that my youngest - G had black pen marks around his ankle - I thought maybe he'd tried to imitate a 'tribal' tattoo, so asked him about it - 'Oh it's alright Mum' he said ' I just tried to write HOVERCRAFT on my ankle.....'!?!?!?!?!?.......  Where did that come from?????

When my daughter was 2yrs old she told her Dad she liked his tail :D :D

The best story was one I read in a magazine article on embarrassing moments. This woman had taken her young daughter to a christmas service. When they passed the white candles out the child broke the holy silence by saying, " Oh Mummy, these are what you put up your bum!"  The whole congregation heard and the poor woman was mortified.
Light a tampax for me this xmas :D :D

:D lol!

LOL :D :D My daughter used to get in the bath with my husband some mornings when she was very little and told him one day that she wanted to play with his seaweed :D :D

Daisy

My daughter and I when she was around 4 went to a country show and the horses were coming along and my daughter  very loudly said 'I know which is the boy horse and which is the girl horse'  I thought how the hell would she know so I asked her how she knew and she said 'the girl horse is the one with the plaits in her tail'!

Many years ago when my son had just started school, he was asked by his new teacher if mommy worked and if so what work does she do. Much to the teachers dismay, my son stud up and boldly said "Yes miss she  undresses men  and puts them into one of her beds " On collecting my son from school the teacher took me to one side and told me what he had said. With a chuckle I said I am a nurse!!!!!!
The teacher appeared to be very releaved. To this day i often remind him of that day.

Friend of mine went to a parents day at school. She was taken to one side by the teacher and shown a story her daughter had written "On Saturday it rained so I played with Mummy's t*ts"

Pity her daughter couldn't spell tights :-D

Same friend's son came home and told her he'd seen a real live dead hodge (hedgehog)
Anne

My eldest once wrote in his 'diary' at school that 'on Sunday, Mummy blew up the cooker!'  His teacher had a good giggle, and showed it to me at the next teachers meeting - where I had to confess it was true - my ancient electric cooker had exploded in a shower of sparks when I put a yorkshire pudding in the over...

Just watching the wildlife of the future prog on channel 2 And said to my son 'thats hidious', he comes back with 'its not hidious, its nature'
mmmmm think my 9 year old is older than me!!!!!!!!! LOL
Lea :)

My niece was staying a while back and was looking through my make up box when she came across some tampax, with a puzzled look on her face she said "whose ears are these for cos they wouldn't fit in yours" :D bless her she thought they were cotton buds.

Michelle :D

Hi

On Nov 11th I went and helped in my daughters school (she's 5) and we had a small service for all the soldiers, about 3 classes went out to the small garden in the front of the school and put some little wooden crosses with poppies on in one of the flower beds, while holding my hand she looked up at me and said in a very loud voice "its ok mummy theres not real dead people under there its only pretend". Aw Bless

Nikki

My youngest really got me one day. We were walking along the beach front on a really sunny day and me being me I had gone commando,  I never thought anything of it until my daughter piped up with "Mummy why aren't you wearing any knickers today" Red face I think so. Then another day we were in the bank and had waited ages to get to the counter, there was a fairly large queue behind us and I lifted my daughter up onto the counter so I knew where she was and she said in a really loud voice " muumy you have really big boobies" at least the people behind me had a good laugh i was mortified.

my son wanted a toy .  so i had to explain  i cant afford to buy anything ,  with being so close to xmas

he said wel  just go  to the bank they give u free money.

bless he thought that when you go to the bank they just hand over the money!