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By Guest
Date 18.11.04 10:22 UTC
i want to breed sharpeis and i was wondering if an experienced breeder on here could give me an idea when is the best age to breed from a bitch? i am going to buy 3 brrod bitches as i allready have a dog who has been used over an akita bitch and produced some cracking puppies!
should i get young bitches or older ones?
By Val
Date 18.11.04 10:23 UTC
Trip trap - I hope! :(
By Blue
Date 18.11.04 13:14 UTC

I just choked on my cup of tea reading this ROFLOL ;-)))))
By Dawn-R
Date 18.11.04 10:32 UTC

Hi guest, look up our member Dizzy. She will give the best, most honest advice available on the Shar Pei breed, but you might not like what she has to say. How ever it will be worth listening to, seeing as she is the top breeder in the UK, and owns and bred the breed record holder.
Dawn R.
PS stand well back folks.
By Val
Date 18.11.04 10:39 UTC
I've got my tin helmet on!!
By Fillis
Date 18.11.04 11:35 UTC

Thats brave - I'm behind a 6ft barricade!!!

You know of the
'tricoteuses'? The women in the French Revolution who sat at the base of the guillotine doing their knitting while watching the executions? I never thought I'd feel empathic with them. *fetches new ball of wool*
By Carla
Date 18.11.04 23:42 UTC
ROFL :D :D :D

*battens down the hatches*

ROFLMAO good job my GSD's spayed as my dogs are always over her, usually draped like a scarf round her neck LOLOLOL Must be a very big dog if it's been "used over an Akita"
Off to get my troll gun LOLOLOLOL

I'm off to my bomb shelter with plenty of supplies, not forgetting my PC of course :)
LOL
Do you think Champdogs will soon qualify for a Government Health Warning? "Asking certain questions could result in being fired upon. Enter at your own risk. This message will self destruct in 30 seconds......"
(Retreats to cupboard under stairs with dogs and biscuits) :-(
By gwen
Date 18.11.04 13:41 UTC

I'm just trying to imagine the "cracking pups" ;)
bye
Gwen
By kazz
Date 18.11.04 13:45 UTC
Got any wool left JG I can't knit but couldn't anyway I'd be to busy ducking the flying body parts ;)
Karen
Hey Gwen,
Maybe the guest meant "cracking UPS"!!!
;-) Claire
By Blue
Date 18.11.04 15:24 UTC

LOL @ Gwen and Claire. :-)))
By pjw
Date 18.11.04 13:46 UTC
Did the dog bring his own ladder?
Please..................!
Is this a delayed April 1st post? I really hope it is.
hey dont laugh my hubby works with someone, who bought 4 bitches from same litter ( ddb) did the breeder not havbe a brain cell? hasten to add i wont be sitting near her at the xmas party!
Oh I would sit next to her at the Xmas party and tell her exactly what I thought, she wouldn't be able to excape!!!!
Sounds to me as the breeder who sold them to her could only see £ and pence!!!!!
OMG Akita x Shar Pei, don't know about cracking, the breeder may well be cracked in the head.
Linda, please don't have heart failure when you read this one.
Maybe this person would like Casey's ringer (the invisible one) and then he can pretend to breed!!!!!!
By dizzy
Date 18.11.04 18:21 UTC
Guest---- i have an invisible ringer to my record holding bitch !!!!! for a huge ammount of money id let you have her :) then you can breed invisible top winning champion shar-pei from her, ---im not sure what her name is though, youd have to check ringside. -- shed be real cheap to keep and feed, --- the pups as theyd be invisible too would cost very little to rear also.!!!!
However as far as a real one!!!!! no chance, not a cat in hells. - you are the very reason responsible breeders have breeding restrictions added, try street walking and make your money from your own body - then you earn it ,-not the poor dog,.
By kayc
Date 18.11.04 21:43 UTC
And 'Thar She Blows'
By dizzy
Date 18.11.04 21:48 UTC
WHERE ????????????????????

No, she's winding herself up to really go. Wait for it ....
By kayc
Date 18.11.04 22:12 UTC
Ooooh, you mean its still not safe to come out yet.
By dizzy
Date 18.11.04 22:14 UTC
WHO ??????????????????/ :D
Definitely not safe yet, Linda has only just started ROTFLOL :-D :-D

*knitting-needles blur as the tension mounts*
By kazz
Date 18.11.04 22:23 UTC
My kniting needles will blur to, but still got an eye out for the flying body parts ;)
Karen
By dizzy
Date 18.11.04 23:07 UTC
Ok you lot, do i let her have the real and worn out casey---or her secret double ?????? answers on a stamp please :)
mmmmmm difficult one that Linda :-D
but if she doesn't want Casey I'll have her :-D :-D
why would anyone want pot bellied pigs anyway?:-D
You only wish they were invisible !!!!!
By Carla
Date 18.11.04 23:44 UTC
LOLOL again!!
By Reefer
Date 19.11.04 06:38 UTC
ROFLOL :D
By Sue H
Date 18.11.04 23:25 UTC
Good luck in purchasing your 3 bitches, if you can find someone stupid enough to sell you one....just don't contact me.
By kazz
Date 18.11.04 23:46 UTC
The sad thing about this is if the person who posted actually wanted to buy 3 bitches I would imagine they could with very little effort regardless of the breed. Some people only ever see £££££ :(
Karen
*Checking the coast is clear, yep, no body parts; just a few knitting needles..........*
Hey Guest, do you get the impression everyone thinks you have got the Stupidist of all Stupid Ideas in the World of Stupid? :-O Guess so.
Maybe you could become a surrogate mum instead, I hear they make a fortune and at least the dogs would be safe. Do us all a favour and leave breeding to the experts who know what they are doing.
To the rest of Champdogs members, I salute you all............;-)
By dizzy
Date 18.11.04 23:50 UTC
Talking of surrogate !!!! hats off to gary at sybaris------ he has taken 10 rotts in whos dam gave birth then died-theyre now happily living and feeding from his vizla bitch.
Funniest colour vizsla I've ever seen did you not look at that pic?
Its on the weimaraner bitch....remind me never to enter under you when your judging ;-)
By dizzy
Date 18.11.04 23:55 UTC
Your safe, dont do gundogs :) but i did spot the rotts ok :D
By kazz
Date 18.11.04 23:56 UTC
Dizzy you spot dalmations :)
By dizzy
Date 19.11.04 00:02 UTC
:p
OMG Gary its not you is it, how will we contain ourselves :-D :-D
Well done for taking the pups though, always knew there was a softey lurking underneath that tough guy!!!
SSSSSHHHHHHH Yes it's me don't tell everybody!
good lord you and Linda on the same board whatever next!!!
You bein nice! not a chance!! :-D
Like the NORF EAST MAFIA INNIT
Spot on there, all those accents together the board won't ever be the same again. lol
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