Warning:if you are easily offended, DO NOT read this

Just received this in an email and thought that I'd share it

16 REASONS FOR EATING CHOCOLATE.

1. You can get chocolate

2.Chocolate satisfies, even when it goes soft

3.You can safely have chocolate, even when driving

4.You can make chocolate last as long as you want

5.you can have chocolate anywhere, even in front of your mother!

6.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind

7.People of the same gender can have chocolate together without being called nasty names

8.The word commitment doesn't scare off chocolate

9.You can have chocolate sitting on top of your desk during work hours without offending your co-workers

10.you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped

11.With chocolate there is no need to fake it

12.chocolate doesn't make you pregnant

13.You can have chocolate any time of the month

14.good chocolate is easy to find

15.you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can find

16.You are never too young or too old for chocolate

17.When you have chocolate it doesn't keep the neighbours awake

16. With chocolate, size really doesn't matter.

I have edited this to its politest version :D  SORRY if it offends anyone. ;) There are another 4 reasons which considering common decency,  I won't reveal :D

Ooh so true... :D :D

Liked that very good, although not sure about number 10 :D.  People who know me would have more sense than to ask for chocolate so a stranger at certain times may well get a slap :).

Michelle