I get a ear,nose and mouth wash every morning off our 7 month old Lab puppy ,it is awful, I have to pretend I am still asleep,as the moment I open my eyes thats It.Does anyone else get a good wash in the morning.

   Sheila.

I get shouted at..."Wheres my breakfast"

I tend not to let dogs in room until I am up and awake.  but now and again in evenings one or two of them will give me big kisses!

Our newf comes up at 7.00am EVERYDAY and keeps kissing both of us untill we get out of bed !!  (not that she's the boss )

Oooooh yes, from the 2 who sleep with me, the other 2 have their own bedroom and Macauley is still in his puppy pen, plus Emma gets my slippers and smacks me in the face with them, my wake up call :) Oh, and a lot of sneezes, aim is usually quite good.

Oh yes I do also :)

As soon as my eyes open, I dotn get enough time to dive under the covers so he cant get me, lol :rolleyes: And im not allowed to get up, he just lies on top of me and wont let me get out of bed until ive had some loving from him :D

I usually get "MUM??  I NEED A WEE NOW!!!" first, but then they will go around the house, finding everyone and washing whatever pink bits they can find..

I don't bother putting make up on before I see my lab he has managed to get his tooth stuck up my nose once ha ha

His kisses are very forceful too ha ha

We try to avoid kisses from Millie at all times as she insists in kissing IN the mouth only.  My sister's dog also avoids kisses from her for the same reason although she very adept at waiting until he growls at her (open-mouthed) and then sticks her tongue in before he has realised his mistake...

Um she's not a French breed is she? :D :D :D

I got a very sloppy headbutt when I got in from work on Thurs eve - result - dislocated jaw. Still nursing it now.... does that count?

Yer Shiela,
Every morning.   I wouldn't mind if it was the dog, but it's the wife!!!!!

Hmmmm, does anyone know how to train the wife to be good like the dog?
(I hope that she dosn't read this)

Harry C