By JenP
Date 07.05.04 09:24 UTC
Is it this one? :D
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
difference between potentially and realistically?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother, if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then ask your
sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask
your brother if he'd sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that."
So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Robert
Redford for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! I wouldn't pass up an opportunity
like that."
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
Pitt for a million dollars?"
The girl replied, "Oh my God! I would just love to do that! I would be
nuts to pass up that opportunity!"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Tom
Cruisef or a million dollars?"
Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million could
buy?"
The boy pondered that for a few days, then went back to his dad. His
father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?"
The boy replied, "Yes, sir. Potentially, we're sitting on three million
dollars.
But realistically, we're living with two wh*res and a f**."