Dog Hair: Potentially Dangerous!!!

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has
announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair
of
dogs. This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the
following symptoms in female humans:

Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)
Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this
substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.
This has been a Public Service Announcement

Gifts of Belgian Chocolate can sometimes effect a temporary cure

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But too much red wine may make the condition worse.

Chocolates, I like that cure especially as it's temporary so I'll need dosing up on a regular basis, lovely :)

Does it have to be Belgian or can we experiment :)

LOL :D

I've had this disease since I was a baby (stealing dads dog books as soon as I could crawl ;) )  didn't have a diagnosis before though :)    I didn't know that chocolates were a potential cure - my OH will have to give that a go :D I'm assuming regular doses will be required ;) and the length of time needed will reflect the size of the affliction? :D    mmmmmmmmmmmm  THORNTONS :D :D

I might never be cured   

:D

Oh my God, I've got a serious case of this disease!!!   HELP :d

He,He  !just read post and scrolled down to reply ;) and perrodeagua had said it all for me  :) great minds think alike !