One day, at a local restaurant, a woman suddenly called out, "My Husband's choking! He swallowed a 10p piece! Help! Please, anyone! Help!"

A man from a nearby table calmly removed his napkin and placed it on the table, stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He stepped over with almost no look of concern, grabbed a hold of the husband's goolies and squeezed as hard as he could.

Quick as a flash out pops the 10p. The man then went back to his table as though nothing had happened, and resumed his repast.

"Thank you so much!" the mother cried. "Are you a paramedic?"

"No," replied the man, "I work for the Inland Revenue."

Geoff :)

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Do I take it you've just got your Tax Return/Calculation through :-D

Stacey x x x

mmm 7 grand lighter Stacey :(

Geoff :)

Good one Geoff.
But just wondering how she went from being his wife to his mother!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
Lea :D :D :D

There is no difference between being a man's wife and his mother, most of the time :D

Daisy

Oooh Daisy - do I detect a tiny touch of - what shall we say - ruefulness (if there is such a word!!)

Yours (in full agreement  :D )
Margot

Margot - I have only 23 years (in a week or so) experience - but if you agree, then it must be so :D :D

Daisy

I know I wondered that, but, as Daisy said, most wives,etc,etc....

Geoff :)

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PML
Lea :D