As a "reward" for spending some time looking at bank a/cs on line, I decided to break into my stash of Hagan Das (hidden behind the dogs' tripe in the 2nd freezer) .... and found it almost empty

Now I KNOW that I haven't opened it - only got it the weekend before last - and I'm certain that OH hasn't been looking for it - he NEVER goes into that freezer ... which leaves the Kippers.......
Kipper 1 went over to Ireland on Tuesday, so I can't interrogate him - so I think I'll have to have thumbscrews out for Kipper 2 when he gets in!!
What I want to know is - HOW DO THEY MANAGE IT???? Is it by way of osmosis????? Empty packages remain pristine in the frozen vaults of the freezers.
We obviously need a Young Person to answer these mysteries - Ice Queen - where are you????
(and maybe that name is a giveaway) :D :D :D
Margot