Dear dog owner
are you experiencing too many reserves and 2nd places to inferior animals in the show ring?
In the obedience ring does your dog forget his own name ?
Well, this simple chain letter is meant to bring relief and happiness to you
Unlike most other chain letters it doesnt cost money-
Simply send a copy to 6 other dog owners who are dissatisfied with the way their dogs are working and showing
Also bundle up your dog and send him/her to the dog owner at the top of the list
and add your name to the bottom of the list
Do not use a return address or the post office may try to contact you

In one week you will recieve 16,436 dogs and at least ONE of them should be worth keeping

Have faith in the letter and DO NOT break the chain

One owner broke the chain and
GOT HIS OWN DOG BACK   :D :D :D 

You're at the top of the list so you get Norman!  Good luck :D

I would love Norman :)
so do you get the other 16thousand, four hundred and odd ? :D :D

Apparently, but none have arrived yet.  I've sent Norman on the train - meet him at the station at six :D

:( Now have a very sad picture in my head of a snivelling Dachshund on a train, wondering why his dad doesn't love him any more .....

You're a bad man :( ;)

M.

M,

If you knew Norman you would never describe him as snivelling.  He got on that train without a backward glance and was last seen in the buffet car chatting up a dalmation.

However, I am a bad man :D

With the stress on the chatting 'UP' when talking Dachsie/Dalmatian - I feel better now :D

Glad to have been of assistance :)

Hey
I dont want him bringing a ready made family with him thanks very much !
I'm having trouble getting Gus in the post box ;)
Why do they make them so small?

Lel,

Sorry but the stupid dog didn't get off the train and has come full circle.  He's at the door now.  I'll wrap him up and post him instead.  he should go through your letter box.  Leave some margerine out for the postman. :D

maybe you should rephrase that :o

are there any american cockers that you wont to post of to me there the best
bye bye for now fiona