To The Tune of Bohemian Rhapsody )

INDIAN CURRY RHAPSODY

Naan, just killed a man

poppadom against his head

Had lime pickle now he's dead.

Naan, dinner's just begun

But now I'm gonna throw it all away.

Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry

If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow

Curry on, curry on

Cause nothing really Madras.

Too late, my dinner's gone

Sends shivers down my spine

Bottom aching all the time

Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go

Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.

Naan, ooh, ooh

This dupiazza is so mild

I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[ Sitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of  mango

Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy  Meat!

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani (Byriani)

Byriani and a naan

(A vindaloo loo loo loo)

I've eaten balti, somebody help me

He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory

Stand you well back

'Case the loo is quarantined...

Here it comes

There it goes

Technicolor yawn

I chunder

No!

It's coming up again

(There he goes)

I chunder, it's coming back again

(There he goes)

Coming back again

(up again)

Here it comes again.

(No no no no no no NO)

On my knees, I'm on my knees

On his knees, Oh, there he goes

This vindaloo

Is about to wreck my guts

Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[ Sitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?

So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?

Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby

Just had to come out

It just had to come right out in here.

[ Sitar solo]

[slow bit]

Korma or dupizza

bhaji, naan or saag

Nothing makes a difference

Nothing makes a difference

To meee....

(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

Daisy

Hi Daisy ,i was laughing so loud my daughter came to see what on earth was going on .....!! so we have just been singing our heads off (between hysterics ) to your lyrics ......loved it ..thanks Sue & Lola xx

I have realised just how soft i have become now becasue i just hummed it all with that tune :rolleyes: :D :D

I love it !.

At least these words make sense !!!.

Val

:D :D :D ROFLMAO I'm going for a curry on saturday too!!

Well that made me chuckle!!!