How to make Puppy Pie
Take one puppy, roll and play until lightly pampered, then add the folowing ingredients
1 cup  patience
1 cup understanding
1 pinch  correction
1 cup hard work
2 cups praise and
1.5 cups of fun
Blend Well, Heat with warmth of your heart until raised or until puppy has doubled in size.
Mix with owner until consistancy is such that owner and puppy are one!