fer gawds sake.... put yer bl**dy hand down the bog Joe, whats the matter with you....

Geoff :)

Are you scared because your toilet looks like the scene out of Trainspotting. Or is there something else luking in there other than a mushroom.

Dear All,

If you had read the thread PROPERLY you would know that Eddie came up with the brilliant idea of a poo bag.  The mushroom is now R.I.P. at Coxhoe tip thanks to the friendly bin man. 

I am going to try and refrain from putting any more consumables down the loo as it's just too much bother.

Glad I amused you all - drove me crazy. :D

Did make me laugh - it also reminded me of the time when my mobile (that was in my back pocket) ended up in the toilet.  I had to fish it out with my bare hands thinking that if I was quick enough it might survive! Unfortunately, I was wrong! 
Jenny

Urgh.  But another phone woman - you can't buy new hands :(

It was insured so had to return it when they sent me a new one.  I did tell them what had happened to it - but they insisted on having it!