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By Joe
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Date 20.02.04 22:37 UTC
Never will you drive ANY vehicle better than me. And I know! I'm rubbish at decorating, not too good with the garden and can't do electrics but I know where my talents lie. Now mygirl will say that's my ego but I know where my talents lie. The advanced driving examiner said I was one of the most natural drivers he'd ever seen. HA
(Head swelled very large :D )
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:39 UTC
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<The advanced driving examiner said I was one of the most natural drivers he'd ever seen. HA>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Only cause he was so scared of your driving, he was terrified of having to drive with you again Joe!!!!!!!!
Lea :D
:D :D :D @ Lea
Changing the subject - but can't post a new one - Are you lot still getting the error messages? I am & it's getting worse.
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:51 UTC
Snoopy1 :- I was, but then went in via www.champdogsforum.co.uk with nothing at the end and got in fine. No problems since!!!!!!
Lea :)
Can you use active topics Lea? or are you having to use the back button? Only way I can get round is keep going back, I've gone back so much I'm going to meet myself coming the other way soon.
Hope it's better tomorrow. :)
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:56 UTC
Snoopy 1. Active topics. Had no problems with it soince getting in 'the back door'
Lea :)
OK Joseph! There's not many things I claim to be good at either but driving Oh yes. I should have been a pro! I remember you couldn't even park those cars for those little men on that game & cos they had no patience & were pipping at you - you crashed all their cars into the bushes! But I used tactics & proceeded to have all their cars waiting! (Ok I missed out the crutial bit of parking them first, but there was no need)
:D :D :D
By porkie
Date 21.02.04 08:57 UTC
snoopy 1,you forgot to mention, the little old men wearing hats! they have to be counted as one of the worst drivers around :D and I truly believe those women who drive so badly,are only so awful because they try to drive like men!
:D :D
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:29 UTC
From Snoopy1 - who will happily drive any vehicle better than any man on this board!
Whey to go Snoopy.
Should have a test. Men CD drivers against women!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lea :)
Any day Lea. count me in. :)
By Joe
Date 20.02.04 22:50 UTC
Snoopy1. You cheated parking those cars!! And that wasn't proper driving - that was a pretend game. But I repeat. You cheated!!
And I must admit Lea, I could see the whites of the examiners eyes :D
And he shook a lot. Thought he was just naturally nervous :D
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:54 UTC
<<<<<<<<<<<<And I must admit Lea, I could see the whites of the examiners eyes
And he shook a lot. Thought he was just naturally nervous >>>>>>>>
Dont worry Joe, I am sure he will be out of the mental hospital soon, Will be on medication for life tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No wonder you just live with a dog, He is the only one that wont be terrified of your driving.
Although, was it you with the dog, clinging to the roof of the car, on the inside??????????
Lea :D
By Joe
Date 20.02.04 22:59 UTC
Lea,
Do you ever wish you'd kept your gob shut. I know I'm going to live to regret piping up on this one!!! And Norman loves going in the car - it's like a little Lightwater Valley adventure for him :D He challenges himself to get as much dog snot on the window before I stop the car and plays his pumping games wherever we go. Oh, the joys of driving. Only need to be following a woman and my day is complete :)
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 23:04 UTC
Joe, Hows the upholstry????? Claw marks in it, poor norman trying to cling on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bet Noman lives for the times you are behind a women driver, He can actually extricate his claws out of the foam :D
Lea :D
By Joe
Date 20.02.04 23:08 UTC
I like being in the car. Joe is a great driver and a lovely man. i love him very much
Norman
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 23:10 UTC
Now tell Joe to leave the room and tell us what he is really like Norman. Just please hold back on information on his underware!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lea :D
By Joe
Date 20.02.04 23:17 UTC
Right. He's gone. His underwear is really good to carry into a room when he has company. I get lots of fuss for doing that!! Sometimes I chew it but it tastes baaaad. I ate a lovely blue shirt once but he had a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp when I did that so I didn't do it again.
He's Ok really. I could own worse. He's well trained to walk me, feed me and stroke me exactly when I want. When he comes home from work I act all excited to see him and it makes him talk to me in a really stupid voice that would make his friends howl. I like doing that.
Sometimes i pump on purpose when he's expecting a young lady. That's really funny too.
Norm
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 23:20 UTC
Well, there you have it peeps, the inside story on Joe, straight from his poor dogs mouth :D
Just keep him traind Norman. You cant let men think for themselves, they get dangerous doing that.
Lea :D
By Joe
Date 20.02.04 23:21 UTC
.......... but he says if I don't go to bed now I have to sleep in the garden :(
Nite
Love Norman x
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 23:23 UTC
arrr Norman. Dont worry, If he makes you sleep in the Garden, I will come and tell him off!!!!!!!
Lea :D
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:11 UTC
I am deffinatly there Lindylou.
25 year old single son................What time??????????? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Lea :D
Show opens at ten - I'm last in the ring though (avnsc gundog). See you after :D
I'll tell my son to have the kettle on (I'm driving :( )
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:30 UTC
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<See you after
I'll tell my son to have the kettle on >>>>>>>>>>>
Whey hey, I have pulled :D (thru his mum, do you think that counts <BG>)
Lea :)
By EMMA DANBURY
Date 21.02.04 09:00 UTC
LindyLou did you just say single
By Lea
Date 21.02.04 10:17 UTC
Hands of Emma, hes MINE :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Lea :)
Women cant park because Men keep teliing them this --> |---------| is 6 inches!!!
Rox
By Lea
Date 20.02.04 22:55 UTC
:D :D :D :D @ Rox.
Yes. He's 25, single,UNEMPLOYED, fed up with being UNEMPLOYED, has a 4 year old son and is fed up being UNEMPLOYED. Oh did I mention he doesn't have a job yet? :D Actually, he's a very nice considerate boy
but lived with a girl who made his life a misery (he couldn't visit a friend without the WHERE THE H*LL HAVE YOU BEEN) Thank god he told her to leave ;)
By Lea
Date 21.02.04 10:52 UTC
Arrrrrrr, Lindy lou. I gather you want him to get a JOB then :D
I would take him under my wing :D
Lea :)
HE would like to get a job :D He sent over 20 application forms out last week alone. As well as going into places, on the off chance. He's talking of joining the Police, or something similar (TA for instance?) . I'll keep my fingers crossed for him.
By Lea
Date 22.02.04 11:32 UTC
Good for him. Hope some come back with interviews. He will probably get more interviews than what he can deal with!!!!!!!!!
Lea :)
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