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Subject:         Another George Bush joke...

An aircraft is about to crash.  There are 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger says "I'm Jonny Wilkinson the best fly half in Britain, the English need me, it would be unfair to them if I died".

So he takes the first parachute and jumps.

The second passenger Graca Machel says "I am the wife of the former president of South Africa.  I am also the most dedicated woman in the world".  She takes one of the parachutes and jumps. 

The third passenger, George W Bush says "I am the President of the United States of America.  I have a huge responsibility in world politics. Apart from that I am the most intelligent president in the history of the country and I have a responsibility to my people not to die."  So he takes a parachute and jumps. 

The fourth passenger, the Pope says to the fifth passenger, a ten year old schoolboy, "I am already old.  I have already lived my life, as a good person and a priest I will give you the last parachute."

The boy replies "No problem your Popeness, there is also a parachute for you. America's most intelligent President has taken my schoolbag ...." 

Margot

Now that I like, very good
Sandra

LOL :D :D Very good !

Daisy

Excellent!!!

Sarah

Oh brillient :D

Cool :D :D