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- By jas Date 19.02.04 22:09 UTC
Warning - some of these are a bit rude

Airedale + Malamute :- Airmal, litters that go first class
Airedale + Spaniel :- Airiel, a dog that washes whiter than white
Akita + Shiba Inu :- Shikita, a bright yellow, banana shaped dog
Anatolian Karabash + Dalmation :- Anamation, a dog often spotted in the company of cartoonists
Australian Silky + Bichon Frise :- Austrich, a dog which buries its head in the sand
Basenji + Schipperke :- Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner
Basset Hound + Golden Retriever :- Golden Asset Retriever, a dog which tracks down and fetches things of value.
Bearded Collie + Japanese Chin :- Bearded Chin, a dog that could do with a close shave
Bichon Frise + Husky :- Frisky Bitch, known to her friends as Miss hot dog
Bloodhound + Borzoi :- Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun
Bloodhound + Labrador :- Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly
Boxer + German Shorthair :- Boxer Shorts, a dog never seen in public
Boxer + Setter :- Boxset, always sold in pairs and come in a collector's limited edition presentation pack
Brussels Griffin + Labrador :- Griffindor, the ideal dog for Harry Potter
Bull Mastiff + Whippet :- Bullet, a fast :- moving dog which always makes a great impact
Bull Terrier + Shih Tzu :- Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
Cairn Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier :- Cairjack, a dog who holds up your car when you change a flat tyre
Canaan Dog + Poodle :- Canoodle, the perfect pooch for courting couples
Chihuahua + Whippet :- Chiapet, as advertised on TV ...
Chow Chow + Powder Puff Chinese Crested Dog :- Chowder, a dog from thick and hearty stock
Cocker Spaniel + Maltese :- Cocktese, the bitch that says she will, but then she won't
Cocker Spaniel + Shiba Inu :- Cockinu, what the philandering husband owns before acquiring a Cockrot
Cocker Spaniel + Poodle :- Cockerpoo, a sulphur-crested dog ideal for parrot-lovers.
Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiler :- Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex :- husband
Collie + Husky :- Hussie, the perfect companion for the owner of a Cockrot
Collie + Komondor :- Collandor, a dog full of holes
Collie + Lhasa Apso :- Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport
Collie + Malamute :- Commute, a dog that travels to work
Collie + Thai Ridgeback :- Collar :- and :- Thai, a well dressed woofer
Corgi + Basset Hound :- Corset, a pooch notable for its narrow waist and once popular with refined ladies
Doberman + Poodle :- Doodle, a messy pup
Dalmation + Puli :- Dali, a surreal hound
Dingo + Maremma :- Dilemma, a dog which is always in two minds about everything (okay, so I had to cheat to get this one)
Doberman + Poodle :- Doodle, a messy pup
Duck Tolling Retriever + Corgi :- Ducki, a dog with camp behaviour
Finnish Spitz + Dalmatian :- Spotz (cheating, but fun); or Spit :- Spot  :-  a dog for Mary Poppins
French Poodle + Rhodesian Ridgeback :- Fridge, a really cool dog to have
German Shepherd + Springer Spaniel :- Gerry Springer, cool-headed pooch for controlling talk show participants
Golden Retriever + Wheaten Terrier :- Golden Wheat Retriever, a dog which fetches your breakfast
Great Dane + Scottish Terrier :- A "Great Scott! How did they ever manage it?"
Great Pyrenees + Dachshund :- Pyradachs, a puzzling breed
Great Pyrenees + Jack Russell Terrier :- Pyrajacks, don't bet on 'em
Greyhound + Skye Terrier :- Grey Skye, a dog for a rainy day which goes quickly
Harrier + Pit Bull :- Hairy Pits, more common in Europe than in the USA
Highland Terrier + Jack Russell Terrier :- Hijack, gets you in trouble on airplanes
Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel :- Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle
Jack Russell Terrier + Labrador :- Jackdor, a breed to crow about?
Japanese Chin + Collie :- Chillie, a dog that loves Mexican Food
Japanese Chin + Mexican Hairless :- Chinless, a dog for civil servants, bureaucrats and other petty functionaries
Japanese Tosa + Setter :- Toaster, a well bread dog which pops up when ready
Keeshond + Setter :- Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff
Kerry Blue Terrier + Bloodhound :- Blueblood, a dog of royal descent
Kerry Blue Terrier + Golden Retriever :- Kerrygold, a dog which butters you up
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier :- Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries
Kuvasz + Golden Retriever :- Kuvasz Gold
Labrador + Elkhound :- Label, the dog you can stick anywhere
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever :- Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists
Malamute + Pointer :- Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway
Mastiff + Spaniel :- Maniel, a dog which comes with its own user guide
Mastiff + Staffordshire Bull Terrier :- Stiff Staff, an upstanding member in canine society
Newfoundland + Basset Hound :- Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors
Papillon + Cocker Spaniel :- Papicock, a dog that talks arrant nonsense
Pekingese + Dachshund :- Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restauranteurs
Pekingese + King Charles Spaniel :- Peeking, a shifty :- looking dog with excellent corner :- of :- eye vision
Pekingese + Lhasa Apso :- Peekasso, an abstract dog
Pekinese + Rottweiler :- Parrot, repeats everything you say
Plott Hound + Setter :- Plotter, a dog which keeps shady company and makes plans behind your back.
Pointer + Setter :- Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet
Pomeranian + Komondor :- Pomandor, no more doggy odour with this sweet smelling mutt!
Pomeranian + Shar Pei :- Pompei, the perfect pooch for scholars of classical history and vulcanology
Poodle + Chinese Foo :- Poo :- Foo, suffers from frequent diarrhoea
Poodle + Great Pyrenees :- Poopyree, a dog that smells good
Portuguese Water Dog + Thai Ridgeback :- Porridge, the perfect pooch for someone serving time
Puli + Foxhound :- Poxhound, a dishevelled, disease- ridden dog which spreads illness wherever it goes
Puli + Saluki :- Puki, a dog renowned for its vomiting
Pyrenees + Akita :- Pyrakita, a dog for the budgerigar fan (related to the Cockerpoo)
Rottweiler + Otterhound :- Rotter, canine companion for the cads, bounders and unfaithful men
Samoyed + Japanese Tosa :- A Samosa that really bites back.
Samoyed + Norwich Terrier :- Samwich, bread to perfection
Scotch Terrier + Water Spaniel :- Scotch & Water, served throughout England (as opposed to watered scotch, served throughout the USA)
Shih Tzu + Saluki :- Suzuki, goes for miles on a single tank of fuel
Shih Tzu + Spitz :- Shitz, a dog with an incontinence problem
Smooth Fox Terrier + Chow Chow :- Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss
Spaniel + Dachshund :- Spandachs, in gyms everywhere
Spitz + Bloodhound :- Spitz Blood, a dog prone to extreme anger when provoked
Spitz + Chow Chow :- Spitz Chow, a dog that throws up a lot
Springer + Spitz :- Spritzer, a dog with a sparkling whine
Sussex Spaniel + Cocker Spaniel :- Sucker, a mutt that believes everything it's told.
Terrier + Bulldog :- Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes
Tibetan Terrier + Brussels Griffin :- Tiffin, a dog which always stops for tea
Treeing Walker Coonhound + Chesapeake Bay Retriever :- Bay Tree Retriever, a dog owned by horticulturalists and garden centres
Wiener Dog + Rottweiler :- (Okay, so this is really cheating!) Bratweiler, a German dog found at the snack bars at sporting events
Wirehaired Dachshund + Mexican Hairless :- Wireless, an entertaining dog popular in households with no TV
Whippet + Husky :- Whisky, the perfect pooch for someone who likes a tipple.
Whippet + Norwegian Elkhound :- Whelkhound -  the fisherman's friend!
Whippet + Retriever :- Whip Retriever, the choice canine for the dominatrix
- By ice_queen Date 19.02.04 22:20 UTC
:D

It's a good giggle
- By mygirl [gb] Date 19.02.04 22:23 UTC
A Spritzer sounds like my ideal dog! :D
- By Lorelei [gb] Date 20.02.04 16:42 UTC
My daughter is delighted you've discovered the Samosa is a true dog type :D Ill have a WHisky anyday.
- By jackyjat [gb] Date 20.02.04 18:06 UTC
Where did you find all those Jas?  lol!

Mind you there was an article in our local paper today about a lady who was having trouble with a frog in her garden who kept trying to mate with her white goldfish!!  She has spent all week trying to chase him off with a stick!!!!  I wonder what that cross would be?!!
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