Q: How Do You Confuse A Blonde?

A: Put Her In A Round Room And Tell Her To Find The Corner!

Q: How Does A Blonde Confuse The World?

A: She Actually Finds The Corner!

Q: How Do You Re-Confuse A Blonde?

A: Tell Her She Found The Wrong Corner!

What do you call an intelligent blonde?

A labrador.  :)

I thought it was a golden retriever, lol. (Not that I'm biased of course)

A client came into our offices explaining to my boss about the colour of her lab and looked at me and said "same colour as Gina's hair". I said I hadnt been called a dog before and my boss said no, you are usually called a bitch :p :p :p

Gina - who luckily for the boss has a sense of humour :D

Joke from my nephews IT teacher -  Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant?  A. Marry it!
Still not sure how appropriate that is as a teacher/pupil joke!
bye
Gwen

Question: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Answer: Pull the pin and throw it back.

Question: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Answer: Run - she's holding the grenade :D :D

Q: Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice bottle?
A: Because it said concentrate.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal
Little Tommy was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-
faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing,
Tommy?"

"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking
up. "And I've just buried him."

The neighbor was confused, "That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish, isn't it?"

Tommy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's
because he's inside your damn cat."