No problem! ;)

i'd like not to be a DD'er! damn things get in the way all the time !

well I'd be happy with 'em, not on me obviously, well yes on me but not ummm    oooer......

bruce willis with boobs, my god we are really getting into something here ;)

:D :D :D

I bet Bruce has had his share of DD's....

Geoff :)

maybe seen as you look like him, you'll live upto his reputation :p

blimey Steph, I should be so lucky....

Perhaps I'm a DDer too :D Still wear the same size bra (36B) that I've worn for the last 15 or so years - was a 32AA once, BB (before babies) and as I've put on rather a lot of weight since then, maybe I should wear a different size bra :D Daughter has inherited my old pear shaped body, including the boobs (or lack of them) - I keep telling her how lucky she is that they won't be sagging down to her knees by the time that she is 50 - but she isn't impressed :D

Daisy

to have small 'en that would be great, bloke go on about the bigger the better,yer right :)  now all i think about is i'm getting older things are migrating (sp) south and i'll soon look like a cow who has been milked non-stop for the last 5 years!!!!

isnt life wonderful :D

Gravity is terribly cruel ... :(

Don't worry Steph, you look very nice... ;)

what a charmer geoff, have to keep my eye on you ! :)

steph :o

I find the only time my DDs really get in the way is when im playing pool, they always get in the way of the cue   Obviously they also get in the way when a man trys to talk to my face :rolleyes:

great isnt it, ive decided that if blokes are going to talk to my chest i'll just talk to their crotch !!!!! :D

one of the many good things about being a bloke...

people never stare at your chest when you're talking to them...
we NEVER have strap problems in public...
we can wear white t-shirts to the water park...
in fact we can wear NO t-shirt to the water park...

Geoff :)

ha bl**dy ha :p x.

Maybe you can - but I wish that some rather overweight men would cover themselves up :( :D :D

Daisy

Have to agree with you there Daisy, some of 'em are bl**dy awful....

Geoff :)

How true Daisy - it can be rather off putting!
Not that I complain when the young toned tanned men take their shirts off! ;)

But I can wear a white t-shirt to the water park in fact it is a rule of 18 - 30s holidays :D :D :D

Well Claire sounds like you could be June then, you up for it??

Geoff :)

where do you live :D - havent seen anything like that in years :D

Im up for June, I live in Hampshire a bit chilly for wet t-shirt competitions me thinks so the location for the calendar will have to be somewhere hot

wonder if admin will pay for us to go somewhere hot to do our calendar.........

Geoff :)

i'm going to the maldives in september, you could all hide in my suitcase

ooh yes please.......... ;)

Geoff :)

its the one's on the beach when your on holiday that get me, very large bellys, man boobs and speedo's :D

Not as bad as when we had a couple of holidays in Croatia with friends a few years ago. There nude bathing is normal - not trendy - and the people doing it were very normal as well :D (Beached whales had nothing on them :D )

Daisy

Hi I'm 28 years old, have two children (3 if you include hubby), size 16, 4'11, dark blonde hair, hazel eyes and always in jeans and baggy jumper.

We could have a wet day in Manchester at the water park with loads of SWD's, oh and of course me, Bo Derek eat your heart out, I'll rush and have my hair plaited now :d  Gawd, I wish that I could spell.

Ok, well I'm 5'7, 9 stone 7 and I'm 24 (25 in April).  Not giving out any cup size here except I'm very happy with what god gave me!  I have chin length blonde/copper highlighted hair and generally covered head to toe in either white Samoyed fluff or grey Malamute fluff!  Still, it's a good look!

Charlene

Try being an E er!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh Now thhey DO get in the way!!!!!!!!
Lea :) (giving out tooo much info LOL)

am disgusted by the lack of guys joining in so here goes lol.

im 23, 5ft11, short dark hair, blue eyes, about 15 1/2 st (used to work out a lot, little saggy in places now lol)

Dont look like anyone famous i dont think - no1 is that unlucky lol

And whats your bra size Andy?????? :D LMAO
Ok ok, will settle for your chest size and inside leg measurement!!!!!!!!!!!
Lea :D

.......... Waiting in anticipation....... :D

liberty :)

lol 46 chest, 32 inside leg :D

any more?

be careful........

lol

Andy

Well now you mention it...........................

liberty ;)

ooo ;)

think i'll go get me coat - ive pulled lmao :D

:D  :D  :D

liberty ;)

That's cos you're male with a pulse, andy ... (*runs and hides from liberty*)

oohh, handbags at 20 paces i think lol

Whey hey, a dual. Me and Andy will look from the sidelines, while you too get on with it.......ready steady..........
Lea :D

you wanna split the ticket sales lea :D

Go on then Andy, what do you think they are worth????????
£20 a ticket, or is that seriously over pricing???????/ :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Lea :)

Over priced, naw, not when you see the size of the handbags ;)

liberty :D

err, i'll let u decide that - dont wanna upset the ladies lol

too scared :O

Hey Andy, we can up the price then :D
How about 1% cut for the dualers?????????
Lea :D
(off to run and hide before they hit me :) )

only to the winner lol - looser gets me :D

lmao

Andy

ROFLMAO, that sounds like a good deal Andy :D
Lea :)