Hi, just for a change while i was bored tonight ive been flicking through posts on here and am shocked by the woman to man ratio of posters, am starting to feel like the only bloke left on here.......

Have you women eaten them all lol.

anyway, back to my corner before i get pulled into a girly conversation and get my nails painted....... again..... lol :)

Andy

They say a dog is a mans best friend ... lol :D

It's real simple really Andy.... females talk more and have to have the last word right? So when you get more than 1 female in the same place... like here... they all want the last word.... thus it just LOOKS like there are more of them ;).

The guys are doing what they do best.... injecting the real pearls of wisdom from time to time just to bring that puzzled frown to the girls faces as they think of another reason to post before doing what they are best at.... you know, stuff like the washing up, cooking, cleaning, and let's not forget shopping!

Regards Dave {<----- is soooooo glad his wife, known as 'she who must be obeyed', doesn't read this forum... ummm I think ]

If you are the only bloke left Andy, you aRE GOING TO BE VERY POPULAR!!!!

I'm here too..... don't forget me.... :)

Geoff :)

Sorry geoff! how could we forget you! two men to choose from!!!

Phew !!!

Geoff :)

Andy,

There's men about but they lurk.  Too frightened of the women on here. They're vicious when they get going!!!  Protect yourself brother.  Look behind you every so often and don't upset them.  :D :D

Im here too :-D

Women are better with words, men go on the internet to look at the pictures ;) :D

Kath.

:D @ Kath

You reckon?  Take a look at 'Now' or 'Cosmopolitan' - count the pictures.  Now look at 'What Car' and 'FHM' - count the pictures.  Come back when you've completed your task and tell me that women can read!!!

OOOH look a lipstick in a slightly different shade - how exciting.  AAAHHH shoes just like the ones in my wardrobe but these are more expensive  WOW  Wings!!!!!

:D :D :D

read "now" and "Cosmo" a lot then do you Josephine? :D what a mental picture I am building :D :D

Oh go and count your lipsticks woman :)

Want to borrow one? :D

  No thankyou.  Why would I want to look like I'd been eating raw meat?  Mascara and eyeliner are to make you look like you've just done ten rounds and don't get me started on eyebrows!!!!  Pluck em out and then paint them back on again.

And you think you're brains are bigger!  They are.  You need to remember where all the bits go or you'd have black lips and red eyes.

Hang on - some women have !  :D

:D :D I sense you have spent too much time with a woman who spends too much time getting ready in the past?

Its changed a lot these days, now we spend an hour putting on make up just so it looks like we don't have any on :D

That's why we blokes find you lot confusing.  Surely the best way to look like you're not wearing make-up is to NOT WEAR MAKEUP????  I look in the mirror every morning and I look like I'm not wearing make up either :D

thats logical. women don't do logical. same as men never finish anything they started. such is life :D

I finished with the ex cos she didn't like the dog.  Blows that theory out of the water.  And I've just finished my tea.  Want any more evidence :D

hi simon here gsd' sam's husband.
sometimes get the chance to read the posts and add my own but you know what these women are like when they get started lol...cant get a word in edge ways or the use of the pc.

Three Cheers For Simon.  A man of truth!!! :)

well... as long as you show her how to use it! :-P

Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.

He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up.

"It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that."

Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to  be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease!    Give it to me."     On and on he went like an excited little boy.

So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he  should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited.

He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while.

God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve, "Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it."

"What's it called?  Eve asked.

"Brains" God said. :D

Seems women are getting into the previously male dominated jobs.  A two seater aircraft crashed here today into a cemetary.  The rescue crew were all women.  They've found 824 bodies and are still digging :D

ROFL! :D :D

Sorry Joe, I'm not your typical girlie. I'd rather read woodworking, wildlife, gardening mags, stuff like that and I don't wear make up (I'm beautiful enough :D ) or jewellery etc. I'm a walking boots and wellies sort of girl too. Shopping? Yukk I'd rather save me money thanks. :)

Kath.

I've not had any any men to eat recently but are you offering ? :d

:D :D I can't even BEGIN to reply to that!!  (Eddie - watch yourself)

wowowowo...hang on there... just read this posting from my dear hubbs..cheeky git... when you can get on the pc[][][][]cough splutter cough[][][].. out of house for 8am return 7pm at work all day ..hello ...pc at home your not??im home washing yer smelly socks lovey..my relax time is using pc and on cd
come on girls there must be more replies