Eve called out to God, "Lord, I have a

problem."

   And God answered, "What's the problem, Eve?"

   "I know that you created me and provided this

beautiful garden and all of

these wonderful animals, as well as that

hilarious snake, but I'm just not

happy."

   "And why is that, Eve?"

    "Lord, I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of

apples."

   "Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I

shall create a man for

you."

   "What is that, Lord?"

   "It will be a flawed creature with many bad

traits. He'll lie, cheat, and

be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time.

But he'll be bigger,

faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. So

you'll eat more than

apples. Also he will revel in childish things

like fighting and kicking a

ball about. He won't be too smart, so he will

also need your advice to think

properly."

   "Sounds great," said Eve, "but what's the

catch, Lord?"

   "Well, you can have him on one condition."

   "And what's that, Lord?"

   "As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant, and

self-admiring... so you'll have

to let him believe that I made him first. And it

will have to be our little

secret...you know, woman to woman."

Brilliant

:D  :D  :D

Loved it!!

Margot