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Topic Other Boards / Foo / WHY WOMEN ARE GREAT
- By Staffie lover [gb] Date 20.01.04 01:20 UTC
Mom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, "I'm tired, and it's getting
late. I think I'll go to bed."
She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches.
Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the
following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar
container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for
brewing the next morning.
She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the
washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button.
She picked up the game pieces left on the table and put the telephone book
back into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung
up a towel to dry.
She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk
and wrote a note to the teacher, counted
out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a textbook out from hiding
under the chair.
She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope
and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put
Both near her purse. Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on
her Night Solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth
and filed her nails.
Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she
said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then
made sure the doors were locked. She looked in on each of the kids and
turned out their bedside lamps,hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into
the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing
homework.
In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day
straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6
Most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the
accomplishment of her goals.
About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in
particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another
thought.
Anything extraordinary here?
Wonder why women live longer...?
'CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL ......(and we can't die sooner, we
still have things to do!!!!)
Send this to five phenomenal women today ...they'll love you for it!
- By Alexanders [gb] Date 20.01.04 10:59 UTC
Sooo True!!!

Fiona
- By ice_queen Date 20.01.04 16:00 UTC
That so correct, Obviously women live longer because men can't cope!! :D

Rox
- By G30ff [gb] Date 20.01.04 16:03 UTC
Absolutely.......

Geoff :)
- By EMMA DANBURY [gb] Date 20.01.04 17:19 UTC
This post has just been read by a male collegue and he says  'its because she'd been watching daytime tv all daywith her feet up and left everything to the last minute'. 
P.S not to worry girls Im writing out his P45 as we speak
- By nickie [gb] Date 20.01.04 18:35 UTC
I know my hubby wished I was like that lol.

Nickie.
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