Yes theemx i agree lovely isnt that lovely...and i doubt that shes much of a lady

I was called a
cat hater by her, so she must be more stupid than i anticipated :D, Lovely..lady or whatever you like to call yourself, you are
extremely rude and ignorant

And cats, mine are the most
ignorant creatures i know, they have no value for
small animal life, they
DO scavenge,
EVEN though they are fed, and treat this place like a
hotel...but never mind yours are perfect..so yours cant be normal

As i said i hope you have trained the not to poop in other peoples gardens..as theres nothing worse than finding other peoples cats poop in your own garden...and i hope you have trained them not to go hunting when they go out...as that causes germs...nothing worse than the germs from a dead rat, mouse, or bird.
My cats dont
do as they are told, infact they
do the complete opposite that i tell them, but you are
perfect... sorry
i forgot.
And your cats dont have all the bad habits
other peoples cats seem to have so your cats must be outsmarting you girl...err sorry lady.
Animal lover i am,
foolish to belive my cats dont have bad habits i am not, but i promise to have a chat with them all over a coffee this morning and point out the
new rules of the house im sure they
will not understand but they are cats after all :D