> A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 75 lbs. due to very serious
> health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever do it, he ran
> across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM.
>
> "Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he calls
> them up and subscribes to the 3 day/10 pound weight loss program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers, there
> stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old young lady dressed
> in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck.
> She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
> The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a second
> thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing,
> he finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are through
> and she leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does
> business!"
>
> The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing happens.
> On the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
> lost 10lb as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/ 20
> pound program.
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
> stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing
> nothing but Reebok  running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads,
> "If you catch me, you can have me." He's out the door after her like a
> shot. This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch
> her, but when he does, it is worth every cramp and wheeze. For the next
> four days, the same routine happens.
>
> Much to his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he
> has lost another 20 lbs as promised. He decides to go for broke and
> calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
>
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most
> rigorous program." Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in
> years".
>
> The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds a
> muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a
> sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're mine."
>
>

I had the actual cartoon email of that sent to me . its funny , but the end it was a big fat man in nothing  running after him ... i think that would be more likely to make you run ;)