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- By porkie [gb] Date 05.12.03 08:31 UTC
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates.

In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

You may pass through the Pearly Gates" Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
keys.
He shook them and said, "They're bells."

Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates."

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carols."
- By Steph33 [gb] Date 05.12.03 09:09 UTC
LMAO   :D  loved it 
- By ice_queen Date 05.12.03 11:41 UTC
HEHE:D

Rox
- By EMMA DANBURY [gb] Date 05.12.03 11:58 UTC
Splendid :p
- By Lokis mum [gb] Date 05.12.03 12:04 UTC
Think I'll remember this for my SIL!!:D :D
- By jeanniedean [gb] Date 05.12.03 12:06 UTC
excellent going to email it to my friends

Jean
- By Carol S [de] Date 05.12.03 13:16 UTC
I wondered where they'd got to . . .

Carol
Topic Other Boards / Foo / dedicated to my sister:)

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