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Topic Other Boards / Foo / Monday smile
- By JenP Date 01.12.03 16:29 UTC
I just can't work this one out - are there any men on this board that can explain it !!!

Husband Shopping Centre
  
Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened in London,
where women could go to choose a husband from among many men.

It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive
attributes as you ascended.

The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to
Choose a man from that floor; If you went up a floor, you couldn't go
back down except to leave the place, never to return.

A couple of girls went to the shopping centre to find some
husbands...

First floor

The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."

The women read the sign and said, "Well that's better than not having a
job, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"

So up they went.

Second floor

The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."

"Hmmm", said the ladies. "But, I wonder what's further up?"

Third floor

This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good
looking, love kids and help with the housework."

"Wow!" said the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!"

And up they went.

Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak."

"Oh, mercy me. But just think! What must be awaiting us further on!"

So up to the fifth floor they went.

Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "This floor is empty and exists only to
prove that women are ******* impossible to please.
- By ice_queen Date 01.12.03 17:02 UTC
I thoguht all women can be pleased (with lots of prezzies!!!!)...its men who can be impossible to please!!!:D
Topic Other Boards / Foo / Monday smile

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