By Staffie lover
Date 25.11.03 20:23 UTC
An Australian family of rugby supporters head out one Saturday to do
their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an
England rugby shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an
England supporter and I would like this for Christmas".
His sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the
head and says, "Go talk to your mother". Off goes the little lad with the
white rugby shirt in hand and finds his mother.
"Mum?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like
this shirt for Christmas".
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
and says, "Go talk to your father". Off he goes with the rugby shirt
in hand and finds his father.
"Dad?"
"Yes son?"
"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like
this shirt for Christmas".
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head
and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!".
About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope
you've learned something today?"
The son thinks for a moment and says, "Yes Dad, I have."
"Good son, what is it?"
The son replies,"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and
already I hate you Aussie b@st@*rds."
Natalie