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Nine cows in a field..........which one is closest to Iraq?
Nobody got any guesses...Oh well, I'd better tell you.
Coo 8 :) :) (Say it with a Scottish accent!)
Try this one then:
2 cows in a field...........which one is on holiday?
Hint: you'll definitely need a Scottish accent for this one :)
Haven't the foggiest! :D
Kath.
The one with the wee calf :) :)
Translated into English that reads "Week Off" :D :D

The only joke I know that requires a Scottish accent is: What is the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Got me there, Jeangenie :D
By G30ff
Date 16.11.03 23:29 UTC
Bing Crosby sings & Walt disnae...
Geoff:)
Name 3 fish beginning and ending with K.
Kath.

Khalibutk, kplaicek and ksalmonk?
LOL JG :D
Kwiksave haddock.
Killer shark.
Kilmarnock. That's a place in Scotland. (plaice..get it?) :D :D
Corny I know, but I beat you at last!! :D
Kath.
By G30ff
Date 17.11.03 14:03 UTC
When do you buy tampons with tinsel on them??
By G30ff
Date 17.11.03 14:04 UTC
The Christmas period......
Geoff:)`
By Sooz
Date 17.11.03 14:14 UTC
HELP! :P
I was going to say when I want to tickle my fancy!!! :D :D (sorry was that rude?)
Kath.

A bit (north-of-the) borderline, Kath! ;) :D
By G30ff
Date 17.11.03 15:01 UTC
Eeeeeeeeeh our Kath.......tut tut
Geoff ;) :)
Oh goody....is it time to start thinking about Christmas? :D
NNNNOOOOOooooooooooo........ :D
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