Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture..

3. I like my pet a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

5. Dogs and cats are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all
the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your
car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about buying the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't need a
gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant, you can sell the results.

Natalie

PML PML.:d :d :d .

i disagree with one thing there, they do drink, my boy likes beer!!!!!

apart from the LOL there true!!!

:D LOL Can I print it out and display it on my front door please Natalie? Should keep the outlaws away without garlic.:)

Lol that was good :D