DR SEUSS ON AGING

I cannot see
I cannot p*e
I cannot chew
I cannot sc**w
Oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad -- can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my a*s

Natalie
(not for me mind im only 24 :D )

I could have written that :(