Time?

Snap, Mel! :D

Time?
:)

Beat ya :D :D :D

(makes a change) :)

Correct,

Here is a well known proverb with the consonants removed. What is the proverb?
A **i*** i* *i*e *a*e* *i*e.

A stitch in time saves nine.
:)
Edit: Don't forget I work with crosswords! ;)

Time?

A woman has 7 children , half of them are boys ..how is this possible?

JG ...NO! :D :D

NNnnnnnngggggggggggg! The restraint is killing me! (Check your emails!)
:D :D

Confirmed in email JG :D

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me £50, but if I cannot, I will pay you £50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man £50. How did the man win the bet?

Did he write the words "Your exact weight"?

Two brothers shared the same birthday, but they weren't twins. How could this be?

different year??

No - exact same birthday.

The mother had s*x with 2 different men on the same day and they both fertilised an egg each and it was a miracle and had never happened b4 :D

I know it! :D

Kath

lol @ JG

edited to say its gone under wrong post, was laughing at the e.mail bit :D

JG- the brother one...
They were brothers, but not to eachother?
eg- John (bro1) and ben(bro2)
John was bros with peter
Ben was bros with frank
They were still bros, but not with eachother- therefore they can have the same birthday!

--ok--
What is greater than god
More evil than the devil
brighter than the sun
darker than night?

Tots,
The answer to yours is 'nothing'.

There are two possibilities to mine -
1) they are 2 of triplets (there's a third child too!) or
2) they are monks.
:)

so- is my answer to yours incorrect? oh well.
How come you are so good at these riddles? I have others, but i am sure you will get them straight away- like:
A man and his horse left on tuesday.
Three days later he came back on tuesday. How?

The horse was called Tuesday.

I just like words, and all the different meanings there are for the same word. A well-constructed sentence is poetry.
:)

Still waiting for the answer to mine ..hurry up or I will unleash the JG on you all :D :D

Hi Melody.
I can notfind your post. What was it? sorry!

I said further up, I know it, I know it!!! :D You must have missed it. :)

Kath

Hi Kath Barr.
Looked further up for your post, but all i could find was "i know it!!!"
If you do, please tell meeee. i am a bit slow on this one. thanks.

Sorry Tots, I was meaning that I know the answer! The riddle was "A woman has 7 children , half of them are boys ..how is this possible?"

Don't know if I dare give you the answer cos JG might hit me! :D :D

Kath.

In the traps, quivering with anticipation, waiting for the off ......... :D

I've emailed you the answer Melody, cos JG is about to explode! :D :D

Splattt !!! there she goes :D

Kath.

i know the answer :D to the woman with 7 kids :D

Kath has it right too :)

Okay ..put them out of their misery JG and Kath ;)

ALL the children are boys :D

Whoohoo, got it in before JG. :D :D :D

kath.

Aw, I was busy dealing with 4 distraught dals and missed the off! :(

Next time JG , next time :)

Oh JG, poor doggys, fireworks I assume. :(

Never mind, I'll share the glory with you. :D

Kath. xx

Thanks Kath! :D

JG your too good at this,

When Miss Millie purchased her new parrot, the salesman assured her that it would repeat any word it heard. About a week later, Miss Millie returned the parrot complaining it hadn't uttered a single word. Given that the salesman had spoken the truth about the parrot's abilities, why wouldn't the bird talk?

I can guess :D :D

I suspect a BAER test may have been called for ........
:D

Pardon?

:D

I know the answer and JG is absolutely right. :D

Kath

I'm not going to be allowed to play soon. :(

I'll get my coat.
;)

No, don't go , we need someone to keep us on our toes! :D :D

Kath.

JG your probably right if I knew what a BAER was .............

Try this

I reach for the sky, but clutch to the ground; sometimes I leave, but I am always around. What am I?

:)

BAER is a test for deafness .... ;)

A rainbow?

It's not a rainbow. :D :D

Kath.

A tree :)

Yep :) :) :)

What is pronounced like one letter, written with three letters, and belongs to all animals?

Kath

Eye?

You?

Steph