Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(Must Read Out Loud)

That’s not right…………………..Sum Ting Wong

Are you harbouring a fugitive……Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP…………………….Kum Hia

Stupid Man……………………….Dum Gai

Small Horse………………………Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach………….Wai Yu So Tan

I bumped the coffee table………..Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a face lift……….Chin Tu Fat

It’s Very dark in here…………….Wao So Dim

I Thought you were on a diet…….Wai Yu Mun Ching

This is a tow away zone………….No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week.....Wai Yu Kum Nao

Staying out of sight……………….Lei Ying Lo

He’s cleaning his automobile …….Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive………Yu Stin Ki Pu

Great………………………………Fa Kin Su Pah

rofl.....thats not chinese....thats teenager talk !.:D :D :D.

Chloe that is so bloody funny :D :D :D

Hehe - :)

My grandfather lived in China over 100 years ago. He taught my father some Chinese when he was a boy and then my father taught me :) All I can remember is how to count from 1-10 - but I have this awful feeling that it was probably like playing Chinese Whispers and if I repeated it to anyone Chinese it would come out like your 'words' :D

Daisy