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By Staffie lover
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Date 17.09.03 01:47 UTC
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline ! "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Natalie
:D :D
:D:D But I can put mascara on with my mouth shut!
By mel78
Date 17.09.03 11:44 UTC
i was recently talking to hubby about the lethal injection one,and wondering the same thing
:D
mel:)
By charlie24
Date 17.09.03 14:39 UTC
Unfortunatley i am one of those people who look really silly when putting mascara on, (with my mouth wide open, and twitching from side to side).
By mali fan
Date 17.09.03 14:46 UTC
Like it !!:D
By bailliesmum
Date 17.09.03 19:54 UTC
:D Where do you all get these? And I can put mascara on with my mouth shut too !!!
By Lisa-safftash
Date 18.09.03 00:41 UTC
Sorry, I have to admit...I can't keep my gob shut when putting mascara on either!
Lisa
By Steph33
Date 18.09.03 08:24 UTC
Nope, I can't put mascara on with my mouth shut...gob is wide open and stretches from side to side depending on the eye I'm doing :D
By Staffie lover
Date 18.09.03 01:32 UTC
hi baillesmum
i get them off a man that i am on a Stafford mailing group with,
he saves all the ones he has been sent over a month and then posts them all the some day,
i then put a lot of them on here but as you can guess there is a lot that i can not LOL
Natalie
By pamie o
Date 19.09.03 11:10 UTC
brill:) :) :)
have a smile on my face now
Pamie
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