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Topic Other Boards / Foo / joke
- By jiff [gb] Date 17.07.03 13:16 UTC
One day, three men were hiking and unexpectedly came upon a large
raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but
had no idea of how to do so. The first man prayed to God, saying,
'Please God, give me the strength to cross this river.' Poof! God gave him big
arms and strong legs. He was able to swim across the river in about
two hours, after almost drowning a couple of times.
Seeing this, the second man Prayed to God, saying, 'Please God,
give me the strength and the tools to cross this river.' Poof! God gave
him a rowboat and he was able to row across the river in about an hour,
after almost capsizing the boat a couple of times.

The third man had seen how this worked out for the other two, so
he also prayed to God saying, 'Please God, give me the strength and the
tools...and the intelligence... to cross this river.' And poof!
God turned him into a woman. She looked at the map, hiked upstream a
couple of hundred yards, then walked across the bridge.
- By steph n millie [gb] Date 17.07.03 13:43 UTC
Just shows that Women are the more intelligent of the human race doest it....I mean, we knew it anyway...but this just backs it up :)
:D
- By Robert K Date 17.07.03 20:21 UTC
You can tell thats a joke, because women can't read maps ;) :)
Only joking, I'm hiding now :p

Robert
- By steph n millie [gb] Date 18.07.03 09:40 UTC
hmm, yes, you should hide...but I will send millie out to hunt you down....she is so clever she doesnt even need a map! :D
Women pretend they cant read maps to make you men feel clever...but...at least we know how to ask for directions....! :D:D:D
Topic Other Boards / Foo / joke

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