> > >
> > >
> > > The following advertisement in the Melbourne Age is reported to have
> > > received numerous calls:
> > >
> > > Single Black Female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I
> > > am a very good-looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in

the

> > > bush, riding in your (4x4), hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy
> > > winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me

eating

> > > out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be

at

> > > the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature
> > > gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.
> > >
> > > Call xxxxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy.
> > >
> > > Over 5,000 men found themselves talking to the RSPCA about an eight
> > > week-old black Labrador Retriever puppy.
> > >
> > > Men are so easy! (like that is news?!)

Natalie
:o :D

:D

It's not me - honest :D

Daisy

Or how about this one

American Bulldog X Mastiff, make good yard dogs, guard dogs or family pets £500.00.

Appeared in our local paper yesterday.

Robert :(