Subject: Save the Tiles?


Aussie housewife, got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped, did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" Bruce came running in.

"Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor" she said.

"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba" (his mate).

They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "No way. We can't do it" Cobba said "Lets try Plan B."

"Plan B?" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that"? "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her." Replied Cobba.

"Spot on" Bruce said. "While your doing that, I'll stay here and play with her titts."

"Play with her titts"? Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate?"

"No" Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive"

Natalie

That was on a Jethro video, and I was watching it a few days after a road accident, had a heap of broken ribs in tears laughing and the pain.

Jethro is my next door neighbour [$ unfortunately its one of the few jokes he remembers when hes had a few....so...heard it once...heard it a hundred times!!])

Hhehehehe.

I went to see Jethro earlier this year, i do think though, that a fair amount of the people in the audience werent expecting what they got!
Me, i laughed til i nearly wet myself!

One thing i really do want to know though.....'Does the train really not stop at cambourne on a wednesday!'

Em

Guess what :) Went to see Kevin Bxxxxy Wilson last night (not my idea of a good night out, but hubby and friends wanted to go, so we as dutiful wives went too) and this was one of the jokes that he came out with :D Whether it was his in the first place or he pinched it from Jethro I don't know :) Have never been to a theatre before where the audience wandered in and out all evening getting more beer from the bar :D

Daisy